Week One Power Rankings

 Welcome lady and gentlemen to the inaugural seasons of the Ogden Fantasy Football League!

It should be a fun, action-packed season, so let the trash talking commence! But enough of the appe-teasers, let's get to the entree...The O.F.F.L. Week One Power Rankings as brought to you by Brawndo... 

 

So, fired up the ol' computer machine

Entered the data into the Power Ranker 1300 and it spit out The O.F.F.L. Week One Power Rankings as brought to you by Brawndo! Let's count 'em down.

10) Jake's Jolly Team (Projected record 4-10)- Looks more like Jake's Folly Team, amirite? I kid, I kid, but the numbers don't look great for this squad at the moment, if you believe the "experts". Don't y'all get cocky and think this team's a pushover, because what you'll be hearing out of Jake's mouth all season is...

Kyler, Kupp, Stafford and Brian Thomas, Jr. all feel criminally underprojected (apparently not a word), as does the Vikings defense against the Giants...I mean under seven points against a Daniel Jones offense? This team could be on the move just like that!

9) D'Preshea (Projected record 5-9)- This team is stacked AF, as the kids say, at receiver! Also maybe too stacked at Cowboys players? Lamb is a no brainer, but Zeke is on his proverbial last legs, me thinks. Look when you get stacked at receiver you are gonna be left a bit lacking at other positions, like running back. Lack of depth and upside at that position could be this team's undoing. But it's early...

8) Matthew's Primo Team (Projected record 6-8) - Let this team, cook! Get it, cause the manager is a culinary genius? (pause for laughter). Darnit, I should have gone with, "Let Mayfield, BAKE!". Oh well. There are definitely some good upside pieces on the squad, but age is a concern...on both ends of the spectrum. Caleb Williams at QB could be very good, but he's just a young gun at the moment so mistakes are bound to happen at high level. On the other side of things, you have his AARP All-Stars...Aaron Jones, Mike Evans, Stefon Diggs, Austin Ekeler. 

Okay, okay, not old by human being standards, but by NFL standards they are close to sitting in a rocking chair on their porches and shaking their fists at clouds talking about when gas was only $3. Okay, well, we all know these fellas don't know the cost of gas. 

7) RaidersNation247365 (Projected record 5-9) - While it can be disappointing seeing your team down here near the bottom of the The O.F.F.L. Week One Power Rankings as brought to you by Brawndo ("Brawndo, it's what plants crave!"), this is a Raiders fan, so should be plenty used to disappointment, right? 

There are two Raiders fans in this league so I should probably watch myself. 

Now, of course, if Malik Nabers goes off and becomes the second coming of OBJ in New Jersey, well then just look...out!

6) Kevin's Choice Team (Projected record 6-8)- Half the roster is running backs, which may be a wee bit aggressive. However, it's a Superflex league and he may have the best 1-2 punch at QB...I mean if the Cheives are any good this year. It was bold, but I think there's some upside with this Mahomes kid, and maybe he'll pan out?

 Anyways, this team's heavy on RBs and D'Preshea is heavy on WRs...

5) Dum Khantz (Projected record 7-7)- Nothing dumb about this Kunz, that's for sure! The projected record may be a bit lower than this manager anticipated, but...Sonia....Sonia...

The schedule just plays out tough, that's the biggest factor here. This team might be one of the most balanced rosters and Calvin Ridley might be a draft day steal! 

4) Lynch'n Friends (Projected record 8-6)- A team with top three scoring potential every week, simply because of the elite running back trio of White, Taylor and Bijan. Stratt was able to grab his Niners defense as well and although his tight end spot is the Pitts, this team will be tough to beat, week in and week out.

3) Tank and the Dell-ites (Projected 8-6)- Dell-ite not only apt in the team's name, but a great way to describe the team manager. I mean, just an all-around great human being. But enough praise of this manager, let's praise his team! Just a well-rounded team and when you have the defending MVP and the next Offensive Rookie of the Year as your QBs...you're doing...

2) Commitment to Excellence (Projected 10-4)- With one of the top QB duos they're probably sittin pretty, as is, but having Christian McCalf-injury is always a nice cheat code. A strong balance and Tua as QB3 makes this a team a legit contender this year. No team is without question marks and that Flex position could make for some stressful, anxiety-riddled Sunday morning decisions...

Good news is most of the time the player who is sitting in that Flex spot when the music stops will still be darned decent. 

1) Jordan's Spectacular Team (Projected 11-3)- Rashee Rice may be the steal of the draft, but even if he only lives up to his ADP this team will be doing just fine. It's got some big Dak energy at QB and that can only come in handy come fantasy playoff time...since the playoffs are where Dak excels, right?

The BOOM! Tough Actin' Tinactin Matchup of the Week....Jordan's Spectacular Team vs Commitment to Excellence

Hard to have a matchup of 1 vs 2 in the The O.F.F.L. Week One Power Rankings as brought to you by Brawndo ("Brawndo, it's what plants crave!") and not make it the The BOOM! Tough Actin' Tinactin Matchup of the Week. 

Yahoo! projects Jordan's Spectacular Team by just under four as the opening line and I am putting my money on them to cover. As you can see above, I expect great things from Commitment to Excellence, but I think the week one matchups favor JST a bit more. Love-Hurts on Friday but will Jordan love Jordan Love this week or will he make me eat my words and propel Jason to victory?! 

My prediction, Jordan takes it 151.23- 143.71

That's all the time we have for now but tune in next week for more fun and games!