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WEEK FOUR FAYGO POWER RANKINGS

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 Welcome back lady and gentlemen! Topsy turvy things keep a happenin', but starting to get a little bit better idea of what teams are going to separate themselves from the pack. Or are we? Lady luck can me fickle and injuries do have their way of leveling the proverbial playing field. So, let's throw that all in a pot, stir it up and see where that lands everyone in the Week Four Faygo Power Rankings...Faygo, the one true pop! 10) D'Preshea (0-3, PR:10)- I mean, it just seems to keep getting worse and worse for this team, but they are far from out of it. An upset win over the last undefeated team in the league this week, could have Preston turning the tables as if he were Questlove! 9) Tank and the Dell-ites (2-1, PR:8)- I guess the horseshoes, rabbit's feet and all that jazz is paying off as this team is somehow 2-1. But hey, handing a team their first lost is cool, I guess. 8) RaiderNation247365 (0-3, PR:5)- Could this be the week the hard luck losers jump into the wi...

WEEK THREE POWER RANKINGS BROUGHT TO YOU BY SURGE

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 Wowee, four teams eclipsed 175 points in week two and it's gonna really shake things up in the Week Three O.F.F.L. Power Rankings as Brought to you by SURGE...SURGE, Life's a scream. Sadly, one of those top scoring teams played another of the top scoring teams and that landed RaiderNation247365 at 0-2. Omari and his squad have been hard luck losers through two weeks as they are third in scoring and sit at 0-2. Though, Kevin's Choice Team will certainly be in contention for the hard luck loser team as well, sitting at 0-2 and having lost by a total of approximately six points. SIX! But alas, there is hope as they could still move up in the far more important,  Week Three O.F.F.L. Power Rankings as Brought to you by SURGE...SURGE, Life's a scream. Let's take a looksie! 10) D'Preshea (0-2, PR: 10)- Week two looked better for D'Presh Mode;  it's just too bad they ran into the Dum Khantz buzzsaw. Nevertheless, signs of life in week two, show this team may be...

WEEK TWO POWER RANKINGS: INJURIES, NOT SO TIGHT ENDS AND A NEW SPONSOR!

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Week one is in the proverbial books, and it was...interesting? It was one of the worst overall fantasy passing weeks of the century...as far as you know.  If you chose a tight end thinking they'd give you fantasy points that didn't really pan out so much. But enough about the sad, sad, sad passing game stuff, let's get to what you're here for! First, the   BOOM! Tough Actin' Tinactin Matchup of the Week. Well, I guess I am 0-1 picking these and Commitment to Excellence just completely pulled away in the early games on Sunday and this one was quickly out of reach!  Will the win be enough to get Commitment to Excellence to the top spot in the  Week Two Power Rankings brought to you by McDowell's, Home of the Big Mick?  Well, let's take a looksie, shall we? 10) D'Preshea (0-1, PR: 9)- Looks like D'Preshea was feeling d'pressure in week one, amirite? Well, they were locked in a close ugly matchup and almost pulled off the upset. Yeah, that's a sh...

Week One Power Rankings

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 Welcome lady and gentlemen to the inaugural seasons of the Ogden Fantasy Football League! It should be a fun, action-packed season, so let the trash talking commence! But enough of the appe-teasers, let's get to the entree... The O.F.F.L. Week One Power Rankings as brought to you by Brawndo...    So, fired up the ol' computer machine Entered the data into the Power Ranker 1300 and it spit out  The O.F.F.L. Week One Power Rankings as brought to you by Brawndo! Let's count 'em down. 10) Jake's Jolly Team (Projected record 4-10)- Looks more like Jake's Folly Team, amirite? I kid, I kid, but the numbers don't look great for this squad at the moment, if you believe the "experts". Don't y'all get cocky and think this team's a pushover, because what you'll be hearing out of Jake's mouth all season is... Kyler, Kupp, Stafford and Brian Thomas, Jr. all feel criminally underprojected (apparently not a word), as does the Vikings defense a...