WEEK THREE POWER RANKINGS BROUGHT TO YOU BY SURGE

 Wowee, four teams eclipsed 175 points in week two and it's gonna really shake things up in the Week Three O.F.F.L. Power Rankings as Brought to you by SURGE...SURGE, Life's a scream.


Sadly, one of those top scoring teams played another of the top scoring teams and that landed RaiderNation247365 at 0-2. Omari and his squad have been hard luck losers through two weeks as they are third in scoring and sit at 0-2.


Though, Kevin's Choice Team will certainly be in contention for the hard luck loser team as well, sitting at 0-2 and having lost by a total of approximately six points. SIX!


But alas, there is hope as they could still move up in the far more important, Week Three O.F.F.L. Power Rankings as Brought to you by SURGE...SURGE, Life's a scream. Let's take a looksie!

10) D'Preshea (0-2, PR: 10)- Week two looked better for D'Presh Mode; it's just too bad they ran into the Dum Khantz buzzsaw. Nevertheless, signs of life in week two, show this team may be on the verge of breaking into the win column?


9) Lynch'n Friends (1-1, PR:9)- Well, we got ourselves a basement brawl with nine vs ten in the Week Three O.F.F.L. Power Rankings as Brought to you by SURGE...SURGE, Life's a scream. The projections have this one being a real bar burner as they say. 

8) Tank and the Dell-ites (1-1, PR: 4)- Didn't realize Tank was named that because it's what he would do to fantasy teams in the early part of the season.


7) Kevin's Choice Team (0-2, PR:7)- We sort of covered this above, but this team has been so close each week but can't quite get that elusive first win. They go head-to-head with one of the other winless teams this week, so something's gotta give!

6) Matthew's Primo Team (2-0, PR:6)- This team is maybe the hardest to get a read on, right now. They're putting up good numbers but seem to be outperforming some projections. Is this team just smoke and mirrors?


5) RaidersNation247365 (0-2, PR:5)- The highest an 0-2 team has ever been in the O.F.F.L. Power Rankings as Brought to you by SURGE...SURGE, Life's a scream. We addressed this already so let's not harp too much on this, but I am sad to say the current rest of season projections have this team in for some more tough luck losses, so they should just embrace the ascent up the ladder that is the O.F.F.L. Power Rankings as Brought to you by SURGE...SURGE, Life's a scream.

4) Woozy Wendigos (1-1, PR:8)- The Wendigos wendi-went ahead and dominated in week two! Holy smokes, over 200 points! 

I don't think we'll see that point total this week, but this team is rocketing up the O.F.F.L. Power Rankings as Brought to you by SURGE...SURGE, Life's a scream and they have big matchup this week against...

3) Commitment to Excellence (2-0, PR: 1)- So far, so good and Jordan Love could be back as early as week four. They inched their way to 2-0, but can they stop the Jaker-naut this week to get to 3-0?

2) Jordan's Spectacular Team (1-1, PR: 2)- There's a reason this team started this season as #1 in the O.F.F.L. Power Rankings as Brought to you by SURGE...SURGE, Life's a scream and it was on full display in week two. This week they look to keep on rollin' right on through Matthew's Primo Team and into the top three, standings-wise. 

1) Dum Khantz (2-0, PR: 3)- 2-0, and the only team to be in the top three in points scored each of the first two weeks? Things are looking Purdy good right now and I Khant see a reason this team won't get to 3-0.



Okay, onto the Weenie Tots Game of of the Week! Weenie Tots, It's Nature's Perfect Food!


 

This one was tough as there were some great choices available, but we're gonna go with the Hard Luck Loser Bowl, Kevin's Choice Team vs RaiderNation247365. What's not to love?! Two teams who have been so close to victory, battling it out to avoid being 0-3?! Grab your popcorn kids, cause this'll be a doozy! Crunching the numbers, we predict Kevin's Choice Team...


finally gets into the win column!

That's all she wrote for this week; good luck, all!












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