HALLO-WEEK EIGHT COWER RANKINGS BROUGHT TO YOU BY HI-C ECTO COOLER.

 That's right fantasy footballers, the Cower Rankings sponsored by Hi-C Ecto Cooler have returned. You're probably wondering where we were the past two weeks and you will continue to wonder. On with the show! 



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So, let's dig in and see what teams could be in grave danger as we head into the second half of the fantasy regular season. 

10) RaiderNation247365 (0-7, PR: 10)- It's the Great Pumpkin in the Win Column, Omari Brown! Yes, sad to say, but that's where it stands. The Big O has a big O in the win column, right now. 

9) D'Preshea (2-5, PR:8)- The two-game winning streak is snapped, and things are looking pretty grave for this squad. They'll need to start scaring up some wins ASAP!

8) Lynch'n Friends (4-3, PR: 9)- This team has been a real Jekyll and Carlos Hyde act this season and hard to tell witch team will show up in this pivotal week! If they want a win, they will need Jared Goth to really step up!

7) Matthew's Primo Team (3-4, PR: 6)- This team was doing a monster mash of their competition early on, but have ditched their winning ways of late. But Tua coming back should really boooo-st House on Haunted Tyreek Hill and that could be the key to more wins and a thriller of a finish. 

 


6) DeMario Party (4-3, PR: 5)- This team had been scarin' up points like nobody's business in weeks five and six, but it was bare bones for them last week as they looked more zombie-like. Will a name change how things ghost for this team rest of season?

5) Swifty 3 Peat (2-5, PR: 7)- Sure, owl be honest, the record isn't great, but this team has had some horror-ble luck this season. The talent is there and if Trey McBride of Frankenstein starts goblin up a few more passes in that Scare-izona offense this team could make a huge run.

4) Jordan's Spooktackular Team (4-3, PR:4)- Being 4-3 with the most points scored against them means this team has had some batty matchup luck. They could be in for an ex-skull-ent finish, so look out! 

3) Woozy Wendi-ghosts (5-2, PR: 3)- Woozy Wendigos wolfin' up wins, carving up their opponents left and right. Will the fang-tastic play continue? 

2) Dum Khantz (5-2, PR: 2)- The queen of fantasy continues to keep on rollin'! You ghost, ghoul! 


1) Commitment to Excellence (6-1, PR:1)- Will this team be coffin up the number one spot anytime soon? Its manager doesn't seem to think so...



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